Anyone let me borrow their voice?

So I have a small 30-40 second animation "story boarded" already, and I was wondering if anyone wanted to voice in it. I just need 2 people. A guy and a girl. 

I'll put the dialogue here just for the heck of it so people can see what to deal with.

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Guy: Hear that? ... No Shredding.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a key to retrieve.

Girl: I-I-I really think you should turn it off 1st.
(Note: if you want to change the wording fine by me just make sure it's similar to the line given)

Guy: Oh my stupid lil' Sis. 
You and I know it wont make a difference. 

*shredding sounds*

*splatting sound*

Girl: ... hnng... Hnng... HNNG. (she's suppose to be making a sound through her teeth if you understand what I mean. .. Red Liquid on her face)

......

Girl: I, uh... um... What?

Guy: See? ... PAPER Shredder. 
Notice how my hand is still inta-

*hands plops to ground*

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Guy: Not... a word.

Girl: .... *giggles*

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Note: The Guy does NOT have a deep voice nor a nasally voice. Both Characters are not young so I prefer not having Pre-pubescent voices. :3

Also if you have an accent, as much as I would love to have one in an animation (maybe in the future), I'm gonna ask to "westernize" it if it's not too much.  

I do hope someone gets to me, cause I rather not try to make my own girly voice XD

Another thing: as far as sound quality goes, I won't be too picky but try your best to record simply your voice.

If any interest please note me. I may also put the story board in sta.sh or whatever later for people to view. But 1st gonna see if there are any takers.